“Lobby Time” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed CC BY 4.0.
Callie, your guide
Click or press E to continue
Exhibit viewer×
The leaderboard, with sources×
Top 10 callout earners
Collector's Book
Artifact collected!
Added to your Collector's Book
Choose your Alon
Make it yours
Same hat, same shades. Your colours.
Body
Hat
Shirt
Hair
Skin
Shorts / skirt
Your objective×
Collect all 19 artifacts
Walk the five wings of KOLOUTS: who gets paid, who got nerfed, how the rules changed and the ten accounts that earned the most. Fill your Collector's Book with the receipts.
✨
Follow the beacon. A glowing ring on the floor marks your next exhibit.
🖼️
Collect the artifact. Walk up to the frame and press E. Callie tells the story, then you collect a polaroid of it for your book.
🎮
Finish the mini-games. Three exhibits make you play first. Win and you get a bonus pin.
🔒
Unlock the next wing. The glass doors open once every artifact in a wing is collected.
Controls×
How to play
Your progress is saved automatically in this browser: artifacts, pins, your look and where you are standing.
New pin!
Mini-game
KOLOUTS
The museum of KOL callout payouts
Hanging the frames…
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